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La Leyenda de Pepe el Tusken

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  1. Tavoks

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    Bueno, este juego me hacia reír bastante. Es muy sencillo. El chiste es ir construyendo las aventuras y desventuras de Pepe el Tusken entre todos. Cada uno tiene que poner una oración para continuar la historia.

    Ejemplo:
    Tavoks:
    Ese día Pepe estaba recogiendo piedras en la arena cuando...
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    Se dio cuenta de que no eran piedras, si no...
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    Regalitos que habían dejado unos banthas. Así que Pepe enojado se fue a...

    Y así continua la historia.

    Comencemos.

    Estaba un dia Pepe el Tusken rascándose los...
    Tavoks, Dec 17, 2012
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    talones de sus pies mientras pensaba en una tusken ke le dio...
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    alas. Así que Pepe todo agüitado porque la tusken no lo pelaba decidió que era mejor salir del...
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    sueño guajiro en el que estaba haciendose una.....
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    limonada porque tenia muchos limones del tamaño de sus...
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    ojos, y asi se hizo la limonada, pero en vez de ponerle azucar le puso arena el muy........
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    hábil, porque había una tormenta de arena y es difícil agarrarla sin que se te vaya. Así que con su gran...
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    habilidad tambien pudo sacar la arena de su limonada, se la tomo y se refresco hasta el .......
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    ultimo trago. Pero su sed no saciaba asi que decidio ir a comprar unas
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    bolsas de hielo. Pero como estaba en el desierto consiguió pura...
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    Arena. Así que se fue a
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    comer un...
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    Rico raspado de grosella y la lengua se le pegó con el hielo así que no pudo evitar
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    Que se rieran de el. Entonces un trooper llamado El Chicho llego y le dijo...
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    Como despegar su lengua y después se burló de Pepe por lo que él lo mando
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    a comprar unos curitas porque despues de despegar la lengua le ardia hasta el
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    El occipital, entonces Pepe decidió irse y descansar, por lo cual
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    se recargo en un poste sentado en la banqueta pensando todas sus
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    Prioridades del mes y entonces miró su reloj y
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    recordo que tenia una cita de trabajo en una empresa donde hacian pelucas con pelo de Bantha, asi que se levanto rapido y salio corriendo hecho la
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    Madre querida, madre adorada, vamos al cine y tu pagas la entrada!

    Escuchaba pepe recitar a un niño jawa que hiba a su lado en el camion
    - Callese ya escincle c......
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    anijo. No se berrinchudo porque se lo van a...
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    sonar, si, tenia muchos ''bocos'', pero como era bien canijo le dio una patada en los
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    Pies y se fue corriendo!

    Pepe se quedo llorando de dolor, cuando reacciono se dio cuanta que se ya no traia su....
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    querido morralito, ahy cargaba todo tipo de cosas, lo que mas le peso y lo que mas extrañaria en sus noches de soledad ....su
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    Celular, porque escuchaba música antes de dormir.

    Entonces recordó aquel niño del camión y no pudo evitar
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    hecharse uno. Estaba tan fuerte que ni el se aguantaba. Le lloraban los ojitos y ...
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    Y se pregunto ¿que comí el día de hoy? entonces se fue a la cama a dormir.

    A las 3 am escucho un ruido entonces dijo "ya...
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    me acorde que comí! Nomas del puro ardor de...
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    panza se levanto corriendo y recordando su comida, Frijoles Charros a la Bellie, llego al baño, pero era demasiado tarde porque se
    Yayo, Dec 18, 2012
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